Saturday, May 14, 2011

Citing a Lifetime Crush on Annette Funicello | Congressman Billy Long to Resig to Become President of the Mickey Mouse Club

Rumors are flying through the southwest Missouri tonight that Congressman Billy Long is giving up Congress. Citing that Congress has taken a toll on his health, because many people want to ask hard questions and make accountable to the people of southwest Missouri, Long is pursuing a crush on Annette Funicello lifetime and is in negotiations to become the President of The Mickey Mouse Club. Long has been criticized in recent days for not holding town hall meetings in the future with no plans to meet voters in southwest Missouri.

Long spoke to reporters today saying that President Mickey Mouse Club actually sounds like a simple job that you believe your qualifications are better met. Long said: "I auctioned some figures of Mickey Mouse in the past, and that has given me a much more about being Mickey Mouse Club President we ever had on the government before going to Congress."

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